Or squirmerrific?

Erica and Cassidy kiss
Erica, in black bra, watches Cassidy unbutton her own shirt
Cassidy kisses Erica’s bare shoulder
Joe Thornton wears only a towel as he’s interviewed. Caption: SCOTIABANK HOCKEY TONIGHT. THE HOTTEST ACTION

No, wait – that was the HNIC promo that showed shirtless Joe Thornton (twice) accompanied by an uncaptioned wolf whistle. Wrong genre of homoeroticism, sorry.

Erica looks to the distance over Cassidy’s shoulder
Erica looks to Ethan at the door as she cups her hands over Cassidy’s boobs