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BDUs’ DMRD

Richer-than-God cablecos launch ad campaign to persuade subscribers they’re about to be ass-raped to pay for “local programming,” a category functionally nonexistent outside CBC Television.

Along the way, these ad geniuses succumbed to Dexy’s Midnight Runners Disease, dropping a rather important vocative comma.

Ad headline: Come on Canada. Make your voice heard

ObTeaMakers: The same thing showed up in one of our unwanted, unnecessary, unremunerative banner ads.

Banner ad: COME ON CANADA STOPtheTVTAX.ca